“When I Quit this Job, I'm Throwing this Out” – Softcover Journal from the Barely Holding It Together Notebook Collection
Introducing the “When I Quit this Job, I'm Throwing this Out” Softcover Journal, part of our hilariously relatable Barely Holding It Together notebook line—designed for people who get through the workday with equal parts caffeine, competence, and sarcasm. Whether you’re chronicling your victories, venting your frustrations, or simply proving (yet again) that you were indeed right, this journal has your back.
With a soft satin finish cover and vibrant full-color inner pages, this lightweight journal adds personality and polish to every writing session. It’s the perfect size for tossing into a bag, sliding into a desk drawer, or dramatically slamming onto a conference table during yet another unnecessary meeting.
Inside, you’ll find a 2026 calendar on the inside cover, a clean and customizable title page, plus practical pages for contacts, passwords, and to-do lists—because even sarcastic geniuses like yourself need to stay organized.
Ideal for students, professionals, writers, and anyone who needs an outlet for their thoughts, rants, and creatively questionable ideas. It makes a fantastic gift for Christmas, birthdays, graduations, or that coworker who always knows the perfect amount of petty.

Product Features


Satin-soft cover with vibrant, eye-catching colors


2026 calendar printed on the inside cover for quick reference


Customizable title page to make the journal truly yours


Special interior pages for contacts, passwords, and things to do


Convenient perforated pages for easy sharing or removal


Portable 5.75" x 8" size—ideal for bags, backpacks, and office drawers


Premium 80lb text paper for a smooth, luxurious writing feel


Colorful inner pages to spark creativity and keep things fun


200 pages to write all kinds of useless stuff down. 



Care Instructions
Use a soft, clean, dry cloth to gently brush dust or dirt from the center of the journal outward.

About the Barely Holding It Together Notebook Collection
This delightfully unhinged collection features snarky titles for every mood and occasion, including:


Meetings Notes That Could Have Been Emails


List of Places Where the Bodies Are Buried


Stupid Shit I Write Down in Meetings to Look Busy


…and many more sarcasm-soaked masterpieces.


Perfect for gifting—or for hoarding on your own desk. No judgment.